Madonna Serenades Climate Change Savior David

Madonna Hey You

Madonna serenaded her climate change messiah David De Rothschild in July 2007 at the 777 concert. Let’s look at the lyrics to “Hey Dave”:

“Hey Dave”

Hey, Dave, don’t you give up
Your light bulb’s the best
don’t give the phoebus cartel any rest

Hey, Dave,
Don’t make us cry
don’t let the polar bears die

Keep it together, you’ll make sheckels alright
77 rothschild swindles tonight
doctors and lawyers envy what we bankers do
usury is good for you

Hey, Dave, open your wallet
Give me some change
when i clean the windshield on your range

Hey, you, remember this
Fiat money ain’t real it’s only worth the way you feel

Come to Dave’s Yuletide orgy you’ll feel alright
Bunga Bunga with Berlusconi is going on tonight
Strauss Kahn envies what we do
yeah dave orgies are good, hey dave

David’s a troll, little sister
Save your sheckels, little brother

Hey, Jew, save yourself
Don’t rely on anyone else

David De Rothschild

CONCLUSION

David de Rothschild with children who love him and his bulb. We should keep praying to our Climate change savior for some new kind of coal or nukes. Never mind the Tesla shit. Where the fuck you gonna put the meter if it’s free like radio? So fuck it right Dave? Get Energy Minister Moniz to build some more nuke reactors on fault lines according to your grand architect plan. Diablo Canyon reactor is gonna make California glow like the stars in the sky one day bro. Thanks for saving the world David De Rothschild. I am eternally grateful to you and your swindle. Thanks to your bulb antarctic sea ice stopped retreating. Had I not worn a sweater all coastal cities would be flooded right now. So thank you again for saving the world bro. No wonder those kids love you.

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Madonna Thinks Messiah Has Arrived

Madonna Messiah

Madonna’s rabbi, Yehuda Berg, teaches that immortality and the Light of Mashiach (Messiah) is inevitable. Berg was in Turkey talking to a conspiracy theorist saying Moshiach is here. Who is Madonna singing to with so many false Messiahs? Russell Brand? Kanye West? Bono? Obama? Who the fuck knows.

Here are the lyrics:

I am the promise, that you cannot keep, reep (sic) what you sow, find what you seek

I am the sorceress, down in the deep, I am the earth, under your feet

I am the moon with no light of my own

You are the sun guarding your throne

I heard the angels whisper to me, look for the signs, he is the one

I’ll light a candle here in the dark, making my way, to your heart

My money is on Brad Pitt being the new Messiah. He was crucified on that plane seat in World War Z and slipped into a coma, but rose again three days later. Pitt’s child is named Shiloh. Shiloh means Messiah. Madonna revealed that she had a naughty dream about Brad Pitt. Isn’t that great news? We’re saved! Brad Pitt and the UN will stop the apocalypse. I can’t wait to take Brad Pitt’s vaccine.

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J Cole – Villuminati

J Cole - Villuminati

[Intro]
It’s way darker this time

[Hook]
Sometimes I brag like Hov
Born sinner, the opposite of a winner
Sometimes I brag like Hov
Born sinner, the opposite of a winner
Sometimes I brag like Hov
Born sinner, the opposite of a winner
Sometimes I brag like Hov
Now I’m in the limelight cause I rhyme tight
Time to get paid, blow up like the World Trade

[Verse 1]
Sometimes I brag like Hov
Sometimes I’m real like Pac
Sometimes I focus on the flow to show the skills I got
Sometimes I focus on the dough
Look at these bills I got
This is a message for some rappers trying to steal my spot
You niggas famous on the internet
I’m real life hot
Homie, get your weight up
Fake niggas get sprayed up
My verbal AK slay faggots
And I don’t mean no disrespect whenever I say faggot, okay faggot
Don’t be so sensitive
If you want to get fucked in the ass
That’s between you and whoever else’s dick it is
Pause, maybe that line was too far
Just a little joke to show how homophobic you are
And who can blame ya
Boy Meets World
I’m trying to find a new Topanga
And bang her out, no hanging out
My pops was club hopping back when Rick James was out
And all I get is Trinidad James
Wait a minute that’s strange
Sip a bit of champagne, say fuck
If the hoes like it
I love it nigga nigga nigga
Used to watch Rap City Big Tigga Tigga
Rap nerd even copped Rah Digga Digga
Pac had a nigga saying fuck Jigga, fuck Biggie
I was only like eleven so forgive me
A decade later I be all up in the city
Trying to get Hov to fuck with me
With a burned CD full of jams that was up in my hand
When he said he didn’t want it
It was, fuck him again
One day, he gon’ regret playing me
Little did I know
In a year he’d be fucking paying me
What could you say to me
I beat the odds like Vegas
I used to rap about haters before niggas was hating me
Now they hate to see a young Black man with a college degree
Fucking all these little models for free
Pardon me

[Hook]

[Verse 2]
I’m the prince of the city
I studied Machiavelli
You niggas couldn’t blow with C4 strapped to your belly
I snuck up out the parks where niggas be living heartless
And cannot tell the difference between Iraqi, Israeli
And so I’m wondering really
What could you actually tell me
I’m tryna keep my homie from throwing crack in the skully
So, back with this pen to give back for my sins
Took a black president to tell the Japanese sorry
But who the fuck gon’ tell my niggas sorry
Never seen his pops cause he’s sorry
Fuck the education
Would ask for reparations
But I’m probably just gon’ go and buy Ferraris, vroom
Please forgive him
According to the preacher man he needs Jesus in him
But the Devil run the T.V. so the demons in him
I’m in trouble
Did a deal with the Devil, now I’m pleading with him
Like give me my soul

[Bridge]
My nigga
I ain’t ever letting you go again
I ain’t ever letting go
I ain’t ever letting you go again
Please give me my soul
I ain’t ever letting go
I ain’t ever letting you go again
Please give me my soul
I ain’t ever letting go
But the Devil don’t play fair

[Refrain]
I’m bout to go and join the Illuminati
Fuck everybody
I’m bout to go and join the Illuminati
Fuck everybody
I’m bout to go and join the Illuminati
Fuck everybody
I’m bout to go and join the Illuminati

[Verse 3]
These next three bars is dedicated to the retards
Keep on asking me about the Illuminati
Is you stupid nigga
Young Black millionaire
Old White billionaires
I’m sure that they can do without me
And I ain’t really into sacrificing human bodies
Couple more A’s I would have been a summa cuma laude
Beyonce told me that she want to cop the blue Bugatti
That shit is more than what I’m worth
I think she knew it probably
Well this is awkward, awkward
Want to know what else is really awkward, awkward
When niggas buy rings for bitches I had flings with
I’m praying I don’t see them at the Oscars, Oscars

[Interlude]

Re-adjustin’ my target audience
Cause it’s obvious
I’ve gone astray
Losing my way like Timberlake
Produced by Timbaland on that goddamn FutureSex/LoveSounds
What’s playing in my mind
Just the sound of my whole career
Crashing burning
The thing that I mostly fear
Was on track for the first two years
Until I let the Devil steer
Now what have we here
Mask my tears, but I

[Bridge]

[Outro]
Allow me to re-introduce myself
My name is Cole
My nigga
Born sinner, the opposite of a winner
Sometimes I brag like Hov

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